Sunday, 25 March 2007

the life story of peter the plant

this is a true story on peter the plant. (written in the 1st view)
I am peter the plant. I originated from a place called the 'very pretty flower' flower shop.(although i am not a flower) i was bought by some cheapo aunty at a price of 99 cents. Together with the other plants she bought, we were tranported to a school called RVHS.
During my stay in an air conditioned room, where students came in and called their parents because they forgot to bring their PE shirt, i suppose that it was an office. My other mates were carried away one by one. Until i was the last left on the shelf. I heard that the GREEN REP from each class was suppose to collect a plant, but obviously the one who suppose to collect me forgot.
Finally he came and i was yet again tranported to another air conditioned room. I reckoned it was a classroom as there were lots of people buzzing around me. Suddenly they stopped. The silence were deafening. The voice which broke the quietness started ranting dy dx and blah blah blah. It was like some lullaby and i fell asleep after a while.
Then i heard some commotion happening in the class and i saw a monkey like creature pushing a caterpillar onto my leaves. I tried to be friendly and introduced myself to her. (i supposed it was a her) she told me she was Mimi. (it IS a girl) She then complained about how much she suffered under the hands of the monkey like creature.
" all the poking and pushing is messing up my hair" she said.
Just then i realised an ant crawling around me. He seems to be in a rush.
"hey buddy what's the rush?" i asked.
"Watch your mouth. butt hole, I'm a girl ok. I'm called Nana." I apologised for my grave mistake and the three of us started chatting away happily.
When the creature was gone, the buzzing started again. And people crowded arounded me again. Suddenly i saw a hand going for Nana. "Nana be careful.." I warned. But it was too late. A human girl who has a bean shaped face squashed Nana. Mimi and i was traumatised. The very next moment, I was carried out of the room and placed at a sunny area. I started to have my meal, the delicious sunlight. When i was having my meal, i realised Mimi was missing. Just then a big black bird flew past.
"NO!! MIMI!!" And I broke into tears. I was all alone again.
To be continued...

5 comments:

Farhanah(: said...

so now the plant's name is Peter eh?

Farhanah(: said...
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natto said...

haha! you forgot to add the part when someone whose name has four letters thought the Mimi was actually a spider cause it had FOUR LEGS.

Xiwen said...

i thought the caterpillar was nana?

Anonymous said...

aiyee. poor peter the plant. (alliteration intended)